Richard ([info]r1cardo) wrote,
@ 2004-12-13 15:17:00
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Someone asked me today.... what would you do if you found an evil baby?
Poll #402144 Someone asked me today.... what would you do if you found an evil baby?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 16

what would you do if you found an evil baby? (tick all that apply)

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Sell it on ebay?
6 (42.9%)

Soak it in Vodka and then put it in jelly?
5 (35.7%)

Teach it the art of morris dancing?
5 (35.7%)

Clone it, dress the clones up as penguin assasins and get them cameo roles in films such as Alien vs Predator?
5 (35.7%)

Clone them and re-make Spinal Tap using the babies as midget extras?
2 (14.3%)

Paint them orange and sell them to a chocolate factory as slaves?
8 (57.1%)

other..

How evil would you want the baby to be on a scale of 1 to 10? (Where 1 is Hitler, 5 is Linda Barker and 10 is Chris de Burgh)

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Mean: 5.27 Median: 5 Std. Dev 3.73
1 4 (26.7%)
2 2 (13.3%)
3 1 (6.7%)
4 0 (0.0%)
5 1 (6.7%)
6 0 (0.0%)
7 2 (13.3%)
8 0 (0.0%)
9 1 (6.7%)
10 4 (26.7%)



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[info]thevoicewithin
2004-12-13 02:24 am UTC (link)
Chris de Burgh *is* more evil than Hitler, right?

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[info]r1cardo
2004-12-13 02:26 am UTC (link)
i think we can safely assume that.

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[info]chewbeaker
2004-12-13 02:27 am UTC (link)
Bill Bailey peeps!
Chris de Burgh is the anti-christ! And wowie, I helped with this!

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[info]teststrip
2004-12-13 02:46 am UTC (link)
I'm thinking I would try and bonsai the baby into a cellphone that had it's circuits ripped out, then pretend it's a text and give the evil little thing to people at parties.

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[info]r1cardo
2004-12-13 05:26 am UTC (link)
Genius! why didn't we think of that earlier :-)

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